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[ComiX Episode Six trailer]

AH....A.....WHA....

......I.....I.....SON OF A BITCH THIS IS TOO FUNNY FOR WORDS!

You built that perfectly...and it totally threw me off when he snapped his finger. Oh man I think I peed a little.
BEST-FUNNY-UNEXPECTED-THING-I'VE-SEEN -IN-A-LONG-TIME
Award goes to you...wow...HAHAHHAHAAHAHHA!!!

[Tarboy]

DAMNIT!

I HATE CLIFFHANGERS! SPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES AFTER COMPLETE EPICNESS! GAAAAHHH!!!

This is one of, if not THE, best flash on here. I really can't say anything that no one else has.

[Hyptosis Learns]

HOLY CRAP

This is inspirational to me. I'm learning out to use Flash in college and I don't think we could ever get to the point you have in that amount of time. But also we only have 11 days of class over a span of 11 weeks but I digress.

At first I was like "Ok this is definitely a noob working it" but then suddenly BAM I get kicked in the face by so much improvement I had to look at it again to make sure I didn't miss anything. Damn man I'm keeping this for inspirational purposes.

10/10 for your improvement.

Hyptosis responds:

Thanks ten million man, haha ^^

[Problem vs Power]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAAH!!!!

That was really funny....and I thought the storytelling was pretty good.

Yes the definition of power is the ability to do or accomplish something...but what you were showing was POWER. As in not the average joe power but the Bill Gates POWER, the CEO of a complany POWER, The President POWER.

Jim at first as normal power...as in he burns calories in order to move in order to help the lady/hobo/cat. Then when you give him POWER he could do more than just move himself in a way that aids others but perhaps assist them in a long term deal...like the hobo.

Or he could beat the crap out of them...which I laughed really hard at.

That was what I saw in this...and the animation is amazing.

[Walk in the Woods]

YAY BATHROOM HUMOR!!!

HAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH AAHAHAAH!!!!!!
....This is disturbingly hilarious, I mean WHAT THE HELL!? I thought I had a warped mind, but this is so messed up it's ingenious. But it's a great example of most of your animations. You just look at them and think "What the hell is this?". I love this flash and I die laughing every time.

[30 Halfwit Hero]

Wow...Just...Wow

This is pretty much a a parody of all RPG/Adventure games. I can see this as any character in a game where you do quests for random people.

Animation: I really like this style since it is based on a video game. Giving it a South Park kind of animation just adds to the quirkiness of this and it makes it all the more funny. The backgrounds are really nice with a pixel-like detail.

Sound: Wow its just perfect. The voice acting is great, the music great and retro video game like. SFX is great and really funny. Everything is just great with this.

Story: DAMN THIS IS FUNNY! OH MY GOSH!! HAAHHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!

Overall:...Do I really have to say...everything is great and perfect.

[Link's Barrel Beat]

....Just...Wow....

This is...very hard to endure, which isn't a bad thing in this case. It reminds me of a video where his guy dances in his underwear and two speakers sing "Oh my word this tune is annoying".... What I mean is this song is annoying...ish but it's so damn funny that I can't stop watching...that and it is catchy...which tends to be a common thing on Newgrounds. Great job in making me feel annoyed and enjoy it at the same time.

[With My Mind's Madness]

HOT DAMN!

ANIMATION: Holy crap this is good! It's really fluid and crips giving the artwork of it. This is just a fantastic animation flash.

Sound: Music is freaking awesome and the flash goes great with it.

Overall: Damn this is good....nothing else need to say.

[Abercity]

Very nicely done

ANIMATION: Very fluid and clean. One thing I noticed that was a bit odd(though I'm most likely nit-picking) was when the black guy would fight he held his arms in like he was doing an impression of dinosaur. Which I found to be a bit weird but it was still really cool and that's just a minor thing. I really liked in the menu/in the about section you had a break-down of the bad guys which I found cool and funny(specially how you described them).

SOUND: Clean and crisp, thought I have heard the SFX in Terkoiz's Flash SHOCK but I'm pretty sure they're standard sounds. Music was cool and fit with the animation really well.

OVERALL: This was cool and interesting. I really liked this.

[Merry Melony ep.1]

....Well damn

Hot damn this is interesting to say the least.

Sound: Music is great, the voices...eh....about 99% of the time are phenomenal. There's one spot when she hangs up the phone and says "Ok I love you too.", it's really hard to hear. At least compared to the rest of it.

Animation: The art work is fantastic. I'd hate to live in some of those homes if a bright literally runs through it. Very strange world with very strange happenings. You're facial expressions are evident and nice, and I love this style of motion. Not as smooth going from one position to another which to me makes it look more real. There's only one place that I just noticed odd/off. When she's just walking around and she walks under that bridge with her face on it...her walk seems really off. Her right foot seems to only go out to her side and she looks like she's walking on rollers because her feet are sliding across the ground. I could be nit picking now but it is the only thing I found wrong in this.

Overall: This is an extremely well put together flash. I wish there were more episodes because even though this one didn't full out explain everything you ingeniously told us so little but in a way that told up so much and we want more. Bravo on that and I really want to see more, also very impressive flash for being five years old. It still stands over many today.